Why
Bikes will never let me down.
I’m an idiot…
Tonight was a shit show. Mostly nice but still…I can be so stupid and so pathetic. Whatever.
At a Party Last Night
- Host (rather intoxicated, after offering me a drink): Do you want (GIRL'S NAME)'s ass?
- Me (flustered): What?
- Host: Do you want (GIRL'S NAME)'s ass?
- Me (still flustered but more surprised now): What did you say?
- Host: Do you want to put it into (GIRL'S NAME)?
- Me: Um, sure, whatever. I'd be down?
- Host: Duly noted.
- WHAT. THE. FUCK. HAPPENED. LAST. NIGHT?
Damn it, David Weintraub! I blame you for getting this song (and movie) stuck in my head.
I feel like a dirty fucking hipster…
Because I have been listening almost non-stop to the Dirty Projectors today.
